Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

Linobamvaki

Crypto-Christians or secret Christians in Ottoman Cyprus who pretended to be Moslem. These guys were Latin and Maronite Catholics who became Turkish Cypriots over three centuries of Turkish rule. Linobamvaki is a derogratory term used throughout Cyprus to describe these folk. It means Cotton-Linen in Greek, as on one side they were Cotton and on the other they were Linen, in other words they were both! Meaning indecisive!

Example people from Louroudjina, Monarga, Limniti, Ayios Theodoros (Larnaca), Anglisides, Potamia, Ayios Sozomenos, Galinoporni and Ayios Thomas (Limassol) village in Cyprus are of Linobamvaki origin.

by olcay January 4, 2007

linoleum

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

Linyoh (verb)

To fuck a monkey.

He is linyohing with my mom right now.

by Jon Woo May 9, 2003

linloh

Nickname of Lindsay Lohan according to chapstick girls.

"Ow my gas! Did you see Linloh's new boob job?" - Chapstick Girl 1
"Linloh?" - Chapstick Girl 2
"Lindsay Lohan" - Chapstick Girl 1

by Pleakley March 11, 2005

lincohen

a very large luxury vehicle that is driven by senior citizens of the jewish persuasion. usually a lincoln town car or a continental, but a classy version would be a mark 8.

hey dude look at all of the lincohens parked at the diner getting the early bird specials.

by jsf102061 October 11, 2007

Linchey

Smart, funny young women. Not too sure on the spelling of some eastern european countries and known to bouts of stupidness (i.e. everynight when shes not with the Organization of Bussiness ethics). Known member of the gang calling themselves the Organization of Bussiness Ethics. Known aliases include the "wedginator"

Whoeber: i'm tired.
Linchey: YOUR tired!?!

by OBE guy January 14, 2009