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library

A place that carries books and other media (Newspapers, magazines, CDs, tapes, VHS, DVD, internet, etc) It is also a place where people seem to have sexual fantascies of doing it there.
People keep getting caught having sex in the library's bathroom
by KZMO-FM1079 July 31, 2004
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library shits

the feeling that some people get when they walk into a bookstore or library and immediately have the urge to take a big crap.
i was going to the library to study but i only got in about 5 minutes of study time before the library shits kicked in....
by assassassin123 September 2, 2009
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The Liberator

a wedge-shaped cusion designed to make sex positions more-attainable with less physical stress. If you want to go beyond the basic positions, this soft, luxurious, piece of sex furniture is just the ticket.
The Liberator is the only bedroom furniture you'll need for any sex position you like.
by J.R. J. March 23, 2004
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labratory

play on the word "lavatory", because this is the room you mix and match bodily fluids in the great white beaker known as a toilet
I shouldn't have eaten all that Mexican food, I need to conduct an experiment in the labratory... be right back.
by D.Vin July 27, 2005
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laboratory

A word which no American seems to be capable of pronouncing correctly. Always pronounced 'labratory.'
It's 'labOratory!' Why? 'Cos there are two fucking Os in it!
by Richard P Grimmer August 3, 2006
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malvern prep Library

A School that recently screwed its students by blocking the website www.proxy.lostactions.com
"The Malvern Prep Library is stupid now because they blocked some websites"
by JT SLOPPY JACKOS May 10, 2005
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George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
by frick1 April 3, 2010
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