expedite this letter

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .

you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !

by - k November 29, 2022

love letter

A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.

I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.

by kefka September 26, 2006

Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

by anonymous October 12, 2004

David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

secret love letter

Letters containing poems or expressions of love, and are not known by other people except the recievers mother.
Reciever is often a girl.

Secret love letters written by a girl are often not sent, and are not known by other people except the girl's mother or/and sister(s).

I sent a secret love letter to a girl (I'm a guy). Nobody knows about it.

I wrote a secret love letter to a boy (I'm a girl). I never sent it.

by WiseJa November 11, 2007

Hannibal Lecter

Coolest Book charector ever? Quite Possible. Was in 3 movies, who was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins (Who was an INCREDIBLE Hannibal) and 3 Books (Red Dragon First, Then Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal Last) which was written by Thomas Harris (Who is one of the BEST writers ever, alongside of Stephen King) If you were fortunite to see Silence of the Lambs, you would know the greatness of Hannibal Lecter. How he seems to be your friend, how he is calm even when he kills people, how he knows everything that is happeneing, and he never loses his cool. Hannibal PWNS j00

"He dosn't kill because he is insane, he kills because he likes it"
- Will Graham, Red Dragon

If you have not seen The Silence of the Lmbs, Red Dragon or Hannibal, go out and buy it at blockbluster. And then read the books :)

Every Halloween, I have a Hannibal Lecter mask on, I scare everyone I meet.

by Super Spikes October 12, 2005

letterbomb

A letter in which your girlfriend explains that your a asshole and she cant stand you

Man Lauren left me a damn Letter bomb....WTF did i do wrong???

by American Idiot December 10, 2004