Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

lace me up

to hook someone up

"Aye shawty bad bro, you know her right."
"Yea she's in my English class."
"You gotta lace me up,"

by bvttah.3arl January 26, 2017

Lance

Lance's are the most incredibly rare creatures 8) they have

phenomenal personalities ;D If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal :) when you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with :3 Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Lance into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Lances have immense beauty and are extremely talented in the arts. :) They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and some how are are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others :. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have :)) And as a lover, you are lucky with out a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. so never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Lances will change your life forever.

Lance is a gem inside and out
This i'm sure without a doubt

I love you lance. :))

lance lance lance i could say that all day!! xPP

by naynaywashere8D January 9, 2011

Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

by Kidswillbekids July 3, 2019

Lacey

A stunningly gorgeous young woman. This type of girl likes to have fun and is extremely nice, smart, and friendly. She makes most girls jealous, and is one who all the guys like. This girl might be described as energetic, or one who has a sparky personality. The opposite sex might call her beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, amazing etc.. God was showing off when he created this person.

Random guy 1: "Lacey is so gorgeous."
Random guy 2: "Yeah she also has such a sparky personality."

Random girl 1: "I wish I could be like Lacey."

by Remmie10 January 7, 2012

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007

Lacey Mosely

The lead singer of the christian-rock group Flyeaf. As a child, Lacey suffered from severe depression, and got into drugs. She moved out of her mother's small house into her grandparents' larger one, where she realized that neither having money nor being poor made her happy. She contemplated suicide, but shortly after, her grandmother dragged her to their local church, where the preacher told her that God could save her, and take away her pain. She agreed to try it out. Lacey also had a throat tumor, and after praying to God, the tumor misteriously disappeared, something her doctors could never explain. With her renewed faith, Lacey and a few other musicians started the band Flyleaf, which came out with their self-titled debut album in 2005. It rocks, but they're basically living off of it and really need to come out with some new stuff.

Lacey Mosely was saved by God, but her music is still freaking amazing!

by caoimhin92 July 1, 2008