Landmines

Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.

ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.

Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"

"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"

by GinoGambino September 27, 2011

vitnamiese landmine

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere

Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

by Ogrish is life May 20, 2016

Ukrainian Landmine

When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.

Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!

by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010

Facebook Landmine

Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.

The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.

by the f--boi January 1, 2010

Like a landmine

N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.

Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".

Luke: What does that mean?

Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.

by facelessone86 February 2, 2010

landmine

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!

by choover October 18, 2008

Landmines

When a friend takes you with him to see a girl or girls he has never met and they are ugly af.

Suttie you just led us into a field of landmines. -___-

by evilaznlayos April 1, 2011