Lacy

A tall beautiful cute girl, Loving , hilarious and crazy but the girl everyone wishes for 😘
She will never lie about anything to anyone. She’s so talented and smart which makes anyone’s life brighten up especially if in a relationship. She adores the people she loves, Her boyfriend means a lot to her. She gives the best hugs and kisses if you have a lacy never let go it’ll be the biggest mistake of your life. She will stick up for anyone she loves.
Never a cheater she’s the best girlfriend ever you just need to show confidence within her for the kiss 😚 hold her hand and you’ll magically feel the love to show.
Get yourself a lacy because it will be your best choice! She doesn’t care if people hate her because she’ll just slap them. She brings the cutest kids just like her and is a great mom as she loves kids with all her heart.

Guy 1: Who’s that girl over there?

Guy 2: oh my she’s beautiful, her names lacy?

by Hello there Emily July 30, 2018

lancoolish

A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"

Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"

by Yelsew Foolface May 2, 2005

i dont have time for this lance

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

Lanceling

To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.

Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.

by Onaan June 29, 2011

Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"

Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.

by hkrazy October 17, 2009

Lance

To have the perfect balance.

For example:

If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.

If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance

by Kapiche January 2, 2020

The Lance Armstrong

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.

Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.

by stevengross September 1, 2009