blow your load

ejaculate, cum, especially when it's fast and unexpected

All I did was take off my bra and already you blow your load?!

by Ripping October 23, 2008

load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

camp load

Semen built up in the testicles as a result of not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, usually when those options are not available, such as at camp or visiting relatives, hence the name "camp load"

"Shit, I came all over the ceiling,"
"Huh? How?"
"I blew my camp load."

by Definition Of All August 5, 2008

Peter North load

So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.

Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

load launcher

To ejaculate with distance.

"Man, I was a load launcher last night." I pulled out and my wad hit her on the forehead!

by Daverr May 14, 2008

Load Boost

A supplement that makes you cum an extraordinary amount

*crying* I got the empty nuts right now :(

HAHA SYYYKE!! I popped a Load Boost and my balls are heavy asf right now. Got me bustin like a god damn fire hose. You thought I was poppin baby nuts?

by mynutsareextremelyheavy July 19, 2021

geansaí load

A lot. AS in "a geansaí load of...". From the Irish word for jumper or sweater. Originating from when kids would steal apples from orchards and would carry them back home by using their jumpers as makeshift baskets.

A geansaí load of gee.

by madhillick April 6, 2009