Liverpool FC

Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.

Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!

by Marc May 24, 2006

Liverpool, Nova Scotia

Liverpool is a small community. It is a nice town, but the idiots that surround the whole community make it a shitty town. 4 out 5 people you meet in this town, is a dealer or on every drug imaginable. We have some decent people, but the majority of the people are lowlife scum, that WON'T make a living for themselves. The only hobbies people have in this town is to smoke up, sit on the cemetery steps, stand at the high school gate and do the 'idiot loop'. They're also poser ass wiggers which live by Bob Marley and Wiz Khalifa. 'Taylor gang or die' is an often said term, which makes me sick to my stomach. I get most of the peoples names mixed up.. cause all the people that pretend to be black look the same to me. Most of the teenage population likes to subject themselves to the drug culture, instead of trying to make a good living for themselves instead of selling drugs. People claim theres people you should be 'deathly afraid' of when the people are all talk, and they will not do any action. The biggest highlights of the year is Privateer Days and Seafest, which is a major excuse to get drunk or high or whatever you prefer. Most people are too immature, and will do anything, and everyone drinks underaged. We also enjoy making fun of other communities, such as Bridgewater.
'TOB' because they're just as immature as the majority of the people here are, there's no in between.

I'd like to see some Liverpool scum that walks the street try to understand what I just summed up here.

Liverpool, Nova Scotia
Person #1 "whaddup guyz, let'z go and get drunk up in hur"
Person #2 "Ok, bro, let's go get some lowlife who's of age to buy our stuff YEEEEH"

by Ya'll got served January 1, 2012

Liverpool fc

Trash team from England

did you hear? liverpool players do eachother in the ass!

by ihateliverpool January 14, 2005

Liverpool fc

Best team in England. Most succesful team in England. Team which has won more european cups than all other english sides put together. Won 5 of the 10 european cups a english based team has won. Rivals with manchester United and Everton fc and plays at Anfield.

Has won 18 League championships.

A part of the g14.

NB: This information will probably change as LFC win more. Being they are highly competitive and have great chance of winning trophies at this time.

"I support Liverpool fc".
"Yep, so do I".

by Poolboy July 17, 2005

Liverpool FC

Liverpool Fc the most succesful club in england not britain cos rangers are with 50 somehting titles and so many cups i've lost count

50 something titles and so many fa and league cup wins and the the only scottish team to go past the group stage in the champions league. were as Liverpool FC have only got 18 titles

by international man of mystery September 16, 2006

Liverpool Fan

Generically known as a worthless asshole. But more precisely, is an incessantly annoying or obnoxious person who escalates their behavior the more they are ignored. Basically the most pathetic losers in the world.

Don’t be such a Liverpool Fan, aka; don’t be a pathetic twat.

by Normal-human-being-29 April 16, 2022

Liverpool Fc

One of the most succesful clubs in England, holding the most European Cups 2 more than their arch rivals Manchester United. People often refer to their fans as "glory supporters" but they probably have the best supporters in England, with the famous Kopite and most of their fans ACTUALLY live in Liverpool unlike Manchester United who do acutally have glory hunting fans!

United fan - What team do you support?
Liverpool fc fan - Liverpool
United fan - Haha they're shit
Liverpool fc fan - How many European cups have you won? Who won 4-1 at Old Trafford?
United fan - shut up we're still better!
Liverpool fc fan - How?
United fan - Dont know im thick and dont know anything about my team and going to support someone else when we start loosing games
:)

by liverpool4life92 May 28, 2009