Lion day

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.

My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.

by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014

lion around

A terrible pun in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Log Date 7 15 2". Means to lighten the mood or atmosphere or a situation. See also: lion the mood

Amethyst (shapeshifted as a chicken): Bawck bawck! I'm a chicken! Ahahaha!
Peridot: Hahahaha! I get the joke now!
Pearl: Heh, yes, well at least she isn't "lion around" anymore, heheh.

by citrusui November 29, 2016

Lion Mandelbaum

A large masculine hairy Mexican man. Has a massive cock, big and black all around, with pubes like the amazonian rain forest. Proof that someone with a ballsack that touches the ground exists.

Hey dude, when was the last time you saw someone with a Lion Mandelbaum sized cock?

I have never seen someone with a 14 foot cock dude.

by Toebourton May 11, 2022

lion sex

Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner

"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"

by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007

Lion roar

The physical embodiment of a figurative lion-like pose which sometimes occurs when a man ejaculates whilst engaged in sexual intercourse. The lion roar specifically relates to the arched back and head, open-mouthed, eyes closed pose adopted at the moment of ecstasy.

As rapped by Asher Roth in his song Lion Roar;

"Slidin on your side and curves, satisfy the primal urge
Ridin on you back and forth, that's how you make my lion roar"

by sex freek May 27, 2009

lion silence

used to throw someone off and make them go away silently

so the other day, my friend wouldnt stop talking and i kept telling her to go away but she refused, so i shouted LION SILENCE and she walked away confused and...silent.

by lion_tamer16 May 10, 2011

Lion Kinging

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging

“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”

by Levi Spencer September 2, 2020