lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Lay Chill

To not go with the crowd. To do your own thing. If you dont wanna deal with somebody or dont need their drama u say im going lay chill. Or if someone blows you off then later wants to hang ya no im going lay chill.

The midget mafia blew me off earlier then wanted to call me last minute asking for a favor. Nah dude I am just going lay chill."

by Saving smackier June 28, 2020

lay off

To stop doing something,or using something.

Back in the days,I was so obsessed over sweets,I couldn't lay off over them.

by Toa Pohatu April 6, 2017

lay down the brown

use the bathroom, defecate.

Oh! Be right back, I've got to lay down the brown

by peyt April 28, 2006

lay 'n' pray

during the course of a MMA fight or any other notable combat sport to lay 'n' pray is to physically lay on your oppenant without striking them, trying to submit them or improve your own position.

during the entire fight, all Gray Maynard did was lay 'n' pray on his oppenant for a decision win

by Chilcotin Buddha February 1, 2009

Lay and Pray

Lay and Pray. Lay and Pray is the opposite of ground and pound. Lay and Pray consists of getting your opponent on the ground and stalling a decision the entire fight by LAYING on him and PRAYING to win a decision. It's quite cheap and very gay.
The phrase was first coined by Pride announcer and all around MMA God Bas Ruten.

The Lay and Pray was founded and mastered by MMA fighter Tito Ortiz. The term was also coined to describe his fight style, which is quite frankly, the most boring style of fighting in the world and gives new fans a bad impression of MMA.
"Did you see the Tito Ortiz Wanderlei Silva fight yesterday? Yes, it was the worst fight I've ever seen in my life. Tito Lay'd And Pray'd his way to a decision. Talk about some BS." Tito is the Lay and Pray King. He is also A HUGE Douche Bag to boot.

by NotAnUndercoverCop May 20, 2009

lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009