Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

by FrippSymbi2 March 8, 2005

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

by weepill March 31, 2015

Lansing

The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan.

Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned.

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

Holland Landing

holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.

"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"

kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuio July 20, 2011

Wellington Landings Middle School

Wellington Landings is a school full of kids but not just any kids dumb ones, ones who do cocaine and smoke weed but get caught, Landings has kids who think they are hard and from the hood yet really they are just wearing their Air Force 1’s that there mom bought them while she was in Europe buying Louis Vuitton, And the girls at Landings are white bitches that suck dick just to get back with their ex, dirty hoes that lose their virginity at 12-14 nasty, and the very few black bitches at Landings tend to be loud as FUCK at generally the morning times when everyone is tired, then we have Mr. Cativa aka I’m gay and have an uncircumcised dick that tends to rape people cause it’s fun and push girls because he’s a pussy, too pussy enough not to buy shit of shaydon, a white 90 pound crackhead, yet Mr. Cativa finds himself throwing up crip signs while wearing his all red adidas his mom bought him in another country, and lastly let’s not get started on the bitch ass teachers that will do anything to get you in trouble, well I don’t wanma get started on the teachers since they are retarted but yes this is Wellington Landings Middle School.

Hey did u see that fight at Wellington Landings Middle School? - “Yo did you see that fight”, “You mean Celeste’s fatass slapping Brenda?” “Yes” “That’s no fight that to cockroaches fighting” that’s Wellington Landings Middle School for ya

by Boiyouthoughtyouwastuff May 15, 2019

ass lancing

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

by dwts25 December 7, 2006