Krystal Yank

When you're having sex with a girl, and some one yanks your balls, making you fart.

Her son gave me a Krystal Yank; I was fucking her doggy style, and her toddler sneaked into the room and yanked on my balls making me fart.

by 0 G March 8, 2019

ice krystal

meth in pill form
usually found blister wrapped
fun shit but dont take too much

"ice krystal, the new drug of the UK"

by iceprincess January 24, 2008

Dirty Krystal

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

Krystal Thomson

A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.

I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.

by schiesl April 1, 2010

krystal with a k

a stripper

krystal with a k do be getting it down

by CosmicBark07 October 20, 2020

Krystal jeanne

A female dog aka a bitch. She likes dogs. Thsi one realllllllllly likes grammar. She also likes getting called a bitch or a hoe so feel free to call her that

If you meet Krystal Jeanne make sure to to call her that

by Kaitie1 March 21, 2019

Dirty Krystal

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.

I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?

by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019