Keystonians

A small group of dedicated personnel from multiple background whose sole purpose is to provide the utmost professional equipment financing east of the Mississippi with the least amount of stress to it constituents.

When I need a loan, I call the Keystonians!

by KeystonianIT July 12, 2021

Keyster bunny

One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.

Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.

by Slushdogg February 2, 2025

Spicy Keyster

When you mix spicy V8 juice into your keystone light beer.

My hangover is so brutal I had to chug a spicy keyster to take the edge off this morning.

by BenEvolutioN January 8, 2022