Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.

Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.

by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

keys without the e

...pretty self explanatory. Remove the "e" from the word "keys" and you get... "kys".
Used to bypass filters blocking "kys"

Person 1: you fucking SUCK at this game dude
Person 2: consider this: keys without the e.

by Stuck At SawCon April 14, 2024

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car keys

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?

Bruh the fucking mexican bitch stole that avetard's car keys.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

by moodybluesman April 1, 2009