According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
Kevin is your typical holier-than-thou Christian virgin that makes terrible jokes, loves quoting Star Wars and only has "friends" on discord. He'll worm his way into some type of weird friendship with you until he eventually has access to some of your social media. After that he'll post things on discord to make it seem like he's real buddy buddy with the people he now snaps or has on facebook(lol) even to the point of it potentially doxxing them. But he doesn't give a shit because he's Kevin. He also guilt trips you when you aren't giving him enough attention, and holy shit does he require a lot of it. He's basically a high maintenance girlfriend that doesn't do anything for you.
Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.
Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.
Did you hear what Kevin did today?
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless
by Fstarter May 8, 2019
one who is arrogant; sometimes cocky and misleading; thinks highly of themselves and no one else, yet wants people to feel sorry for them; one you could live without touching your life; betrays even the nicest of people; lies every chance they get; an untrusting person
by silverstreak34 February 4, 2010
the process of licking cum off a horses asshole, bathing a naked old man, yelling nigger to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own penis
by i forgot my name1337 October 28, 2010
Someone that is very annoying. Does not necessarily have to be there name.
Someone or something you blame while angry
Someone or something you blame while angry
by Barney McCain April 3, 2011
Go die Kevin
by Yeetusfortheboys August 7, 2018