Office Kermit

this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.

Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

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Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

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Dirty Kermit

The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.

"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."

by anoni-moose June 23, 2007

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