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Evil Keel

The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims
"Watch out! It's Evil Keel coming out of the bubble bath!"
by Sebabble September 22, 2025
mugGet the Evil Keelmug.

Liam Keel

Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.

He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
Liam Keel is insane

L Money got fluttershy pregnant, and then abandoned her to give birth alone
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
mugGet the Liam Keelmug.

keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what
by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021
mugGet the keel owamug.

Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.
Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"
by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021
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KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.
Go keel
by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022
mugGet the KEELmug.

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
mugGet the You can "keel" me latermug.

Keel Off

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.
by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Keel Offmug.

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