kavanaugh cryin

To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.

Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!

by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018

Kaivan

A fine young man. Polite, sweet, down to earth and hilarious. Nerdy in the best way and handsome.

Kaivan is fine as hell!

by lilraddchica October 4, 2016

kavan

Kavan is a tough lad who can’t possess people ceilings and make them fall down and nearly kill you when you say his name

Have you heard kavan made my ceiling fall down on Friday the 13th

Wow that’s crazy

by Holasoydora101 August 14, 2019

kayhan

A living monster , sexy pengest guy going , he doesn't go to the bitches the bitches come to him and is different to everyone else because hes not a bum boi mans out der solo achieving his goals giving no fuck about others

kayhan is peng

by Stephanie Smithy June 1, 2020

kavanaugh scale

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.

Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."

by Teeeeeeerent October 2, 2018

Kavanaughed

To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.

Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.

by Braintank October 5, 2018