Kale Girl 

Sort of a hipster, health connoisseur in diet and exercise, that is very crafty, extremely pretty, very practical, very intelligent and very open.

"How can Savannah NOT see that she's a kale girl?"

"Yeah, she's totally a kale girl"

Kale Girl by Pumas2119 February 19, 2017

Kale Mary Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kale Mary Burger, you should try it!"

Kale Mary Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

kale chip ass 

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

kale chip ass by Sagel October 18, 2017

Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.

Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!

Kale Salad by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018

Kale girls 

Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.

"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"

"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."

Kale girls by kjnakca December 7, 2009

Kale penis 

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

Kale penis by Jilaman September 25, 2020

Kale moment 

This occurs when you have less brain cells then teeth.

Chance of this rare occurrence is as getting a virtual item (Knife) in a videogame CS:GO.
This usually happens in the Balkans.

A few examples of sentences that can cause the "Kale moment"
"Sivo nebo, buda te jebo"

"Nije ti lako, popij Sinalco"

"Kurac"

"To su pederi, pederi, jebite se sami"

"Nisam ja peder, ja sam čovjek"

"IJAAAAAAAI što ima veliki kurac"

Kale moment by gospodinJebach May 2, 2021