Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

fill the kettle

When you squirt beer into your girlfriends open pussyhole and your friends drink out of it.

Kyle: Were you at the party last night? Joanna totally let us fill the kettle.

by wapanesehoes April 20, 2018

Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲

Poor kettle boy what a pain

by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 7, 2021

cum kettle

A tea kettle that has been nutted in

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back

by CoomLord69__ March 30, 2021

Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.

"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"

by s-section July 1, 2009

im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote

Little kid:im in a kettle!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023