jury rig

to fix or build something so that it only lasts for a short time

His boss was mad because someone jury rigged the siren.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

junkyard warden

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

jizim junky

An individual that craves semen, or more specifically cocksnott.

That jizim junky is thirsting for my cock snott!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

trauma junky

Firefighters, paramedics, and ER staff who enthusiastically love their professions and enjoy the excitement of caring for the injured and saving their lives are known as Trauma Junkies. Virtually everyone in EMS could be considered a trauma junky to a certain extent.

Bob is a trauma junky.

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

junya braids

very skinny and tightly braided cornrows. most commonly done in abundance, however it is possibly to have just one. there is one execption to the rule of abundance- it is very popular to have two junya (junior) braids: one snaking just above each ear that is braided using the lowest strands of hair on either side of the head.

Takesha! Did yo momma do yo junya braids this weekend? You know she be da only one who gets dem that thin girl!

OR

GIRL! is yo hurr even braided?
i can see yo braids dey be so small!
you must got dose junya braids.

by amy, rachel December 7, 2006

Junky beers

Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.

On a Tuesday morning:

AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers

by Cokemidget March 13, 2022

cum junky

A cum junky is a person addicted to large amounts of semen. A cum junky will do anything to get their hands on, or a taste of semen.

xxTyHicks

"Diana, is a cum junky because she always digesting semen."

by lil lightskin May 21, 2017