the brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

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by Diamond Girl 10 July 23, 2020

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

1) A sentence proliferated by people who get "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" wrong.

2) Sarcasm

by Mook-Flap September 7, 2003

quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

(Verb) When a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is laying down on her stomach (the "lazy dog") and his penis slips out and pokes her in the anus (the "brown fox"), either accidentally or intentionally.

Last night in bed with Trisha, my quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and she made me sleep on the couch (or) Last night, Steve's quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog, so I kicked him out of bed.

by farkette2000 November 27, 2013

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

monkey jumped

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

holy h. jumped up

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.

Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!

by buggum September 18, 2005

go get jumped on

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

by freakyholic July 23, 2014