Javer

Javer is the most amazing person alive and he shouldn't feel like he has to go through anything alone. Javer is sweet, kind, adorable, funny, and a lot more. Javer deserves the world. Javer doesn't think anyone loves him but he is so wrong. A ton of people love javer even though they don't show it that often. Javer gets picked on for his looks and they call him all sorts of these names but he has one person to help him through it all. Javer can feel helpless at times but he always finds a way to figure things out. He puts others before himself and thats one of the things that makes him so charming. If you have a javer in your life then you had better be glad you have them to rely on because they are special. Keep them dear to you because one day they could decide to leave you and just like that, they'll be gone and you would have lost one of the most amazing people alive on this earth. I know i miss him:( And if you piss him off he won't be scared to put up a fight, thats another thing i love about him<3

Person 1: Are you and javer still friends??
Person 2: No but he was my best friend and he meant everything to me. I would do anything just to get him back:(

by ThisOneLoserAKA_ZE November 16, 2018

Strip Joker

Strip Joker is when you dont have a deck of cards for strip poker therefore you use jokes instead. This is how it works. You tell a joke to a girl, if she laughs then she removes an article of cloathing. A mere smerck constitues removal. This rule is in effect because many of them do not have a sense of humor and it makes the game more entertaining. You must have good jokes to play but those are not hard to find with a little research. I can guarentee drunk girls for go with this no problem.

Jason: Hey you want to play Strip Joker?

Sally: Okay

Jason: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Sally: I don't know

Jason: A Gummy Bear

Sally: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Hilarious

Jason: Damn straight! Now take your top off...

Sally: Umm okay

by The Gobfather July 11, 2010

Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"

That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!

by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009

The Joker

The most badass villian Gotham has ever seen. His insanity is what makes him so ridiculously amazing. The Caped Crusader's biggest rival. Wears make up as war paint to scare his victims. Changes his story about how he got those famous scars every single time. Is and forever will be the best villian to walk the streets of Gotham City.

Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you....stranger. -The Joker

by thejokerlovesme September 28, 2010

impractical jokers

the 4 best friends trying to humiliate each other.

the impractical jokers
Q: the guy that likes to say things to murr.
Joe: the guy that has a classic stare.
Sal: hates cats animals and other things.
Perret boy: is murr and has sexy ankles and calves.

by awesomgamer10.8 January 10, 2017

Gypsy Jokers

A motorcycle gang. They reside mainly in Washington and Oregon.

Back in the late 70s/early 80s, the Gypsy Jokers took up temporary residence in Licoln City Oregon.

by Paul Della Valle July 6, 2004

local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.

The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.

by A07 December 31, 2008