A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
by JordanTheDollarBill July 11, 2008
by Steven Jobbyson November 06, 2018
by Smart Harvard Person June 22, 2011
A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve
by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015
Jordan
jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her
jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her
by prettyrikki March 09, 2009
by loverrr April 02, 2008
A beautiful girl that holds her head up high no matter what.very intelligent and a smartass occasionally
Beautiful Jordan
by janeets February 08, 2014