Alfred F. Jones

The character portraying America in the anime/webcomic Hetalia

Alfred F. Jones is the HERO!

by Flying Mint Bunny August 22, 2011

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

mike jones

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.

by Sir Callahan July 31, 2007

John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

Jonestown

A party hosted by commies a long times ago in south america where you lie on the ground sunbathing after drinking poisonous Kool aid

Person 1: Have you been to Jonestown?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: How come you are still alive?

by eggman nega February 10, 2021

Generation Jones

Generation Jones is a term that describes people born between the mid-1950s and mid-1960s. Generation Jones has been referred to as a heretofore lost generation between the Baby boomers and Generation X

I was born in the Generation Jones era.

by JMS2007 December 14, 2007

jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017