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jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"
by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009
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jonks

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."
by Susie Lee February 16, 2004
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Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"
by Gardineroso September 16, 2003
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jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness
I am jonking, you are not that neato
by laddleladdle February 17, 2009
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Golly Jonka

Referred to as the Willy Wonka of JaggerFiggots, JaggerFiggots being salty chocolate balls (chocolate covered pretzel balls). He is also the chocolate king, and a pimp.
Why don't we go to G.H.O.J. to get some JaggerFiggots and see the best fucking guy EVER, Golly Jonka.
by Golly Jonka January 30, 2010
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Jonkey

someone that is tow-up from the flo up
Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!
by Alyssa and Tiffany July 24, 2006
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Jonkers

An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.
She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.
by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015
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