Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

Jonesing it

Jelqing while eating food

I was jonesing it last night man, shit was crazy!!!

by dreJ_ April 11, 2024

Jonesing

Talking more than you should. "Politicking." Macking on a girl.

"Are you still jonesing on the phone with this b*tch?"

by ElleChelleSky March 31, 2024

Jonesing

When you want something so bad that your mouth waters, your tummy hurts and you're brain can't get off of it.

I'm jonesing to see her again.

by I watch people souls November 23, 2021

Gibsin up with the joneses

When one fantasy team bukkakes on another

He wasn’t really gibsin up with the joneses

by Gibsinupjoneses September 20, 2021

jonesing to the jones

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019