jokes

Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.

1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!

by Very hot girl October 7, 2007

no joke

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.

Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.

by Jailbait Kate July 16, 2007

Joke

A joke describes how things seen, heard, felt, tasted or smelled with pieces which are alike or opposite are said to be connected by a combination of both.

Example of a joke. Weixler-The people on Television are acting suspicious I better watch them.

by MatthewMichael October 26, 2018

Joke

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.

"It was just a joke!"

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

joke on

a male with a laughably small penis even when erect

Girl we was good to go but that nigga had a joke on!

Did you check joel in his boxers this morning? Ha what a joke on!

by dstacks August 19, 2009

joking

someone trying to say choking and they say joking instead of choking on accident. so if they say joking in a strange way they are probably choking.

by C0ry Of THe w00tnEss September 28, 2003

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by yes juanito yes January 14, 2015