Resafe Joinly

When in a motorvehicle race, if you go outside of the white line indicating track limits, it's your responsiblity to Resafe Joinly.

What's meant to be said is: Rejoin Safely.

Rejoining safely means waiting besides the track for a gap in racing traffic to get back on the track without disturbing anyone's race.

"If you're going to race by the letter of the law, you're now outside of tracklimits and it's up to him to resafe joinly." - Jimmy Broadbent in the video: My Driving Got Shamed on Reddit (4:16)

by aYoutubeUser January 30, 2023

Resurrect the joint

Lighting up a joint that has been unlit.

Alfy smokes up slow; hence his friend has to resurrect the joint.

by 5Dboys March 3, 2017

jump this joint

leaving in a dramatic manner

hey ashly let’s jump this joint

by insta@ella_bridenback October 10, 2018

Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

blow this joint

To Leave an area quickly

Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!

by Brandon October 25, 2004

Roach Joint

A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.

Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?

Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.

Stonerman 1: Well shit...

(10 minutes later)

Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!

by pureglaucoma March 19, 2011