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Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.
Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!
by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025
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Cordien johnston

Most attractive and gorgeous man alive evans little twin
Did you see “cordien johnston” he’s so hot
by random person2334566354 August 23, 2023
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mason carter johnston

Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.
Mason carter Johnston is so fucking amazing at everything
by That on guy who did that June 12, 2018
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Johnston

Very odd way to spell simp, has no cock
Bro I didn’t know you were a Johnston too, let’s give each other rum jobs
by Dylan Johnston April 6, 2020
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Michael Johnston

He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.
"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."
by malia & gaby December 30, 2020
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johnston sesh

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh
by Blem97 October 15, 2017
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emma johnston

an emma johnston is the type of person to shag every person that walks past her as she is a smelly whore. she also has 17 toes
i was walking to the shop and ran into an emma johnston she had 17 toes and smelt like fish shit
by 🧖🏾‍♂️ June 3, 2020
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