Michael Johnston

He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.

"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."

Michael Johnston by malia & gaby December 30, 2020

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Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

Michael Johnson by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

Michael Andrew Johnson

The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.

Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!

Michael Andrew Johnson by Janabkksbwhuxuis September 5, 2013

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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