Johanne

Johanne is what you call a person without a brain.

dang bro you act like a johanne

by VangStiv September 28, 2021

Johannes

Johannes is usually used for a dumb fuck that doesn't have a clue what is going on in the world and also a Johannes is a virgin

Johan is such a Johannes!

by PotKop September 29, 2021

Johanne

Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.

Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"

by johannelover November 24, 2021

Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021

Johannesbug

South African Omicron variant of COVID.

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.

by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021

Johannes

Biggest pussy alive despite only eating cock

He is sutch a Johannes

by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022

Johanny

Johanny is a Dominican name and is usually a girl with an amazing body and is beautiful and sweet and is the best thing you’ll have in your life and will always be there for you when you need it and gives amazing advice<3

Teacher taking attendance-Johnny
Johanny- it’s not Johnny it’s Johanny

by Sunshine4liferss April 2, 2022