Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

by SolidS January 29, 2009

jolisa

A talented girl and one that is kind other people a person that loves her family and friends and a person that is Panamañian

Jolisa is a wonderful friend

by Chiquitinis June 18, 2018

jobi

An interesting object/person which looks pleasant in any situation.

Rose 'Look at that nice jobi'
Timmy 'Wow, that is one fine looking jobi right there'.

by rawry101 May 9, 2012

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

Steve Jobs

A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.

Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.

by SenselessNoise September 7, 2010

Jobism

The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems

Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.

by American Worker January 20, 2009

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations

The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition

by Sexydimma May 27, 2016