jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

jobriel

Jobriel is a tall dude that’s hot and is taller than his mom. He wears glasses and is 6 feet tall. He’s insecure and caring, and sometimes acts like a Gabriel. Overall, he’s the dude every girl wants. I bet even his mom likes him.

Selena: “Jobriel is so hot”
Edwin: “Jobriel is so annoying because he steals all the girls and looks like his pretty mom and tall dad.”

by Definitions2 September 30, 2022

Jobsian Complex

Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.

"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."

by mattbr78 August 27, 2009

Jibbin

A Snowboarders Term for
grinding railes

man...lets go jibbin' then later lets ride the half pipe

by ChubbyLove March 14, 2005

jibbing

A snowboarding style refering to the use of rails, tables, trees, etc. as obstacles.

I was doing some jibbing in the park until I ate it on the "C" rail.

by hardline_42 February 4, 2004

slobber jobber

to perform an intense blow-job on someone

Barry loves to give repeated slobber jobber action.

by moi74 October 18, 2011

Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.

Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!

by Softstep June 21, 2006