Jew a Jew

An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.
Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.

Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.
by liebenstein June 09, 2013
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Jew

1. (Noun) A people group originating from Israel.
Commonly used by emoes and high school kids as a word that is meant to be an insult. Often used because they've never met a Jewish person in their life or are otherwise ignorant to the Jews in their life, are stupid and can't come up with a better word, or are simply a bunch of intolerant pricks who just want someone to fight against.
"That's such a jew trick"

"Don't be such a jew and give me your lunch"
by Jewbacca123 August 10, 2009
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Jews:
Ben Stiller (Actor), Adam Sandler (Comedian Actor), Steven Spielburg (Famoues Director), Kevin Mitnick (Most Famous Hacker), Hillel Slovak (Lead Guitarist in Red Hot Chili Peppers), Rob Bourdon (Drummer in Linkin Park), Brad Delson (Lead Guitarist in Linkin Park), Slash (Lead Guitarist in Gun's N Roses), Gene Simmons (Lead Singer of Kiss), Davin Blaine (magician), Albert Einstein (Scientist), Mel Blanc (Voice of Bugs Bunny), Matt Stone (Co-creator of South Park)
by 4d4m September 15, 2008
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Jew

We have more fun.
"Dude, I wouldn't be so bored if I was a jew!"

"Ya, I totally agree to the max..."
by Bored christian October 20, 2008
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jews

A hated ethnic group for no reason. Jesus was a jew and the holy bible was about jews so all the christians who use "jew" as a bad word are hypocrites.

Jew is not a godam race for all you uneducated idiots.
Those darn jews stole my shoes.
by acne March 26, 2008
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it is an ETHNIC group belonging to the religion judaism, NOT A RACE! for you stupid people out there.
"I'm part of the jewish race."

"No you're not stupid, jewish or jews is an ethnic group."
by suck muh nuts August 10, 2008
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Jew

A Jew is someone of the Jewish religion. They are usually rich or well off because they are smart with their money and no how to handle it and know not to spend it on stupid thing. Because we are always rich or well off, we are hated and other religions make some crazy excuse to massacure us and take our stuff, but we always come back and we will always be on this planet!
michael douglas, woody allen, judy bloom, jerry springer, alicia silverstone, sharon osborn, steven spielberg, billy joel, Harry conick JR. Neil Diamond, Kenny G
by Rachell June 24, 2005
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