Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.

If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.

by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010

Jewbert

A Jew who has bought heavily into the corporate Lifestyle. A Jewish office rat. A Jewish executive.

I did ask Jay out for golf but he's busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. He's not even getting paid time and a half. What a Jewbert.

by Gentleman John December 26, 2008

Jewbe Fruit

A Candy Yet, an Insult.

Ha, Taylor West, what a Jewbe fruit

by T-Dub January 20, 2004

Jewger

The byproduct of a ginger and a jew hooking up

1 ginger + 1 jew = 1 jewger child

by mackdaddyjew January 8, 2010

Jewberrie

Affectionate term for someone tight with money.

Babe, you're such a jewberrie if you can't buy me jimmy choo's at least buy me some flowers!

by joz3z August 20, 2011

Jewberish

Language a Jewish person uses when speaking Jibberish.

when we gashmergan her flagomar. we hatlika her shablek - Jewberish

by Jewberer November 13, 2011

Jewbert

A homie or a friend group relating to lil uzi verts fans that are also Jews

-LNG. Aka Dixie dewdrop

Me and the Jewberts getting together tonight for a banger

by Dixie dewdrop February 3, 2021