jewban

A Jew mixed with a Cuban. It is a very rare breed. They often have internal conflict because the Jew is cheap and wants money, but the Cuban wants to redistribute wealth. Jewbans come from the island Jewba, which is an island made of quarters and is just off the coast of Guantanamo bay.

Kyle Castro, don't steal my quarter you Jewban, your island is full of them.

by xyz467 April 24, 2010

JewMoneys

Dollars that have been aquired through extremely Jewy tatics.
Mostly in the stealing of pennys.

Micah gets jumpy when ShiftyNiggers come around his JewMoneys!

by blackstar450 April 21, 2009

jewban

A Jewish-Cuban person, weird, huh? Most Cubans are the complete opposite, strictly Catholic.

Look at that Jewban, puffing on a cigar and studying the Torah. what an asshole.

by Crowe Russell May 14, 2014

jewtang

a dirty stingy stinky jewish cunt

Steve is being a huge jewtang by not giving us money for weed

by Rabbi Stinge July 8, 2007

Jewmance

to be ripped off in a finacial sitation, or to be robbed

dude 1: Dude what happed to your house?
dude 2: oh, i got reposessed after the jewmance with Bernie Madoff.....

by Bolesterol April 12, 2010

Jewdanery

undue problems and complications, unnecessary bullshit.

I am tired of all this god dam jewdanery every simple task I try turns in to one big headache.

by Murdawg September 15, 2009

Jewmaican

Someone that is Jewish and Jamaican.

That kid is Jewmaican.

He must be Jewmaican.

by assregation June 22, 2014