The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
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Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
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Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
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