jerking

The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.

Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself

by foug September 25, 2003

Jerking Off

A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.

by KarsZ July 5, 2019

boca jerking

The act of jerking someone off with your mouth. Usually done from the side.

J-pot: Joe was being such a dick last night he wouldn't stop boca jerking.
Prince: Isn't that just sucking dick?
J-pot: Nah, it's a mouth jerking a dick.

by comrade freedom July 15, 2007

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015