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Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
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jangus

a word that can have a + or - meaning. Its a word that can mean anything u want it to for any purpose or reason. Initaly it was made up by B E in the Aderondacks . Just after triping on a root on the trail coming off of Mt. Colden he said MOTHA fing JANgus ... Boy did we laugh...
Now after being used at Center Court It has turned into a word that can mean anything the user wants it to ... The first definition is wrong It was a word given to the kids so they would'nt get into trouble for swearing... by CREE
One of the teaching pros at the time... Its all Good !!! Alacrity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P
Mother fing Jangus
sisters Jangus , Ur such a Jangus , That dog is so Jangus, Go hump ur mothers ankles u stankin jangus , JIngially Jangusis, Jangially Jangus to the left, Hows ur Jangus?? good and hanging to the left... monkies bagonias u jangus , Nice shot u little Jangus , songa is such a Jangus, Jang this Jang that u fing Jang ,,Jangiddie Jang jang jang, that flower is so jangus, ur so jangus
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Truth or Dare Jenga

when your at a party and A)wasted,shitfaced B)horny C)tripping on thizz D)bored as hell! or a combo of any of these :) It involves a jenga game with a "truth" or "dare" written on each block! Just like normal jenga you take turns drawing blocks, but instead of immediatley putting them back you do the action or answer the question on it! Then you proceed to put it back on top and make that awesome and crazy tower!

If for some (odd) reason you're being a pussy and decide not to do or answer it you have to chug a beer or take shot or hit!
Some examples of Truth or dare Jengas are:
-cuddle with the person on your(left/right/across from you/closest to your age/most drunk..WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT!)

-Streak outside
-Drunk dial an ex
-Lick something
-Grope/fondel
-recieve a wedgie
-recieve a dutch oven
-trade clothes
-have people draw on you

on the other hand..some TRUTHS
-what is your favorite sex position
-tell the person you think is hottest that you do
-how many people have you had sex with
-favorite band that you don't wanna admit
-say a fear
by Du Blahst mich! November 4, 2009
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Jengus

Slang word for a joint or cannabis.
"Pass that jengus"

"Awrite mate, you got any jengus?"
by The void February 20, 2015
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jengay

Jenga + Gay

A person who always middle block of the three in a game of Jenga, knowing that it's stopping the game from being more extreme (Even though Jenga is already a pretty intense game). The usual process is that when a player removes a middle block from the game, the other contestants shot 'Jengay!' angrily, and may decide to throw playing pieces at the Jengay in question.

Another disputed rule is that one three consecutive players perform a 'Jengay' move, then the removal of a middle block becomes acceptable. However, this is not accepted by all players. In any case, it is acceptable to remove a middle block when a player has no other choice, and a majority decides not to call him a Jengay. Their call.
*player removes middle block*
All: "JENGAY!"
etc.
by Phil Beveridge September 17, 2008
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Jenfur

a mix of jen...jennifer...and fur. its pronouce like the same way, but COOLARRR!!
J: Yea, my names JENFUR!!
Teacher: Wth...
L: I MADE THAT UP!!
J: So yea, you can ttly call me Jenfur...since thats, ya kno...my name.
Teacher: Thats...interesting *shakes head*
by ashitx October 21, 2009
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jengofett

Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.

Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
"Check out jengofett."

While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.

While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.

While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
by jengofett December 3, 2009
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