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jackalacking

I'm just jackalacking around. What are you doing?
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jackwhack

One who is Jacked off from behind while whacking one off from the front while being whacked on from the top and whackage occuring from the bottom, an all around jackwackage
man the other day i went over to angelica's house and got jackwacked by her and her mom...and dad
by Justin M. February 2, 2005
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Jacksucksatlife

Very peng bloke he is proper mighty and loves to suck on wang.
Have u seen the new jacksucksatlife vid?
by MeNameIsdav April 20, 2020
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JackSucksAtLife

Jack is a youtuber. He is known for his obsession with minecraft girlfriends, play buttons and one day wants to marry X Æ A-Xii Musk. He has two editors, Kia and Thomas. But no-one cares about them. He also is the proud leader of turd boi420. He also has a friend who looks like gnomeo. Half of all channels with more than 100,000 subs are made by him.
p1: Do you know JackSucksAtLife?

p2: No, but I found this really cool channel

p1: Whats it callled?

p2:Turd boi420
by Chick8n May 30, 2020
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Jacksmart

A term used to portray absolute genius.

Just a clever comment or idea that a top lad would come out with.

For example, you're in the pub with your mate 'Jack'. You're putting the world to rights and chatting about life. All of a sudden he just comes out with pure wisdom, that leaves everyone stunned.
Could also be used to refer to a quick witted comment or a clever answer to a question.
Literally no one else would have thought of that.

That is #jacksmart
Yes mate! That's jacksmart, that.
by Jackzabbott February 19, 2021
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JackJack

A little piece of crap (usually Asian) that is very short and likes to eat cats.
JackJack is a piece of crap.
by Jackeiwjejciis January 10, 2019
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jackwhack

Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.
There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"
by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004
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