Jonas Brothers 

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

Jonas Brothers by Super Tips July 28, 2023

jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff 

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

Jonathan Groff by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"

jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

jonalee 

Jonalee is a girl with big brown eyes,she is loving and caring.she will stick by your side through thick or thin.everybody should have a jonalee in their lives

Jonalee is awesome.

jonalee by Jackie119o November 11, 2018

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Brandis by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

Jonah Marais 

A boy next door guy who loves harry potter that you can't take off your eyes on him. Lowkey a devil but highkey an angel.

"Omg! Is that Jonah Marais? I can't stop staring at him."

Jonah Marais by aestheticallyjonah November 4, 2018