jobstacle

An obstacle that interferes with procuring employment.

Henry's neck tattoo is proving to be a major jobstacle.

by Joshtown November 20, 2009

Jorsting

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.

The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.

by lambylamb May 25, 2010

Jogsterbate

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.

"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"

by Seconds_left October 9, 2011

Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.

My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.

by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012

Josataues

Adj. Primarily used against somebody who spelled a word completely and utterly wrong. Can be used as an insult replacing the words; bonehead, idiot, dumbass, fucktard, etc.

Guy 1: I'm heading uopsytiatr now
Guy 2: What did you just say?!?
Guy 1: Damn autocorrect, I meant upstairs. Autocorrect didn't work for once...wtf!
Guy 2: You god damn josataues! That doesn't even look like upstairs!

by MAIL SHARK 99 June 17, 2018

JOAT

The Jack of all Trades. Being good at a whole bunch of stuff.

Emily Bonnett is such a joat, she tries her hand at multiple things and succeeds. Also she baked really good cookies.

by lololol suck it August 25, 2018

Joaseph

Stupid fuck who can't spell Joseph . Spell it right

Hey Joaseph... My name is Joseph dumb cunt

by SCP-C_H_R_I_S February 26, 2020