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Jealous Much?

Simply another way of saying "I'm so jealous"

Also can be used as a question.
Sam-I have that new game you wanted.
Jake-OMG, jealous much!

or

Susie-I'm loads hotter than you. Jealous much?
by Natalieee. August 25, 2008
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Jealous Janet

a person who is soooooo jealous that they cant help but be jealous of other people even if they arent awsome. they get jealous over everything. for example...bigger boobs or slices of cake. you get the jizz
jeez gio, why are you such a jealous janet??
by Nifty Lili October 17, 2008
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Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
by NotYourMama October 22, 2012
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Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag
"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"
by KFin September 23, 2007
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jealous much

deep down your haters really jelious much.
hater: bitch you can't rap

you: bitch you wish you could rap like me you jealous much!
by str8upndwn March 14, 2009
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Jealous Font

a font that lets the reader hear/see the jealousy through their writing. the statement might appear innocent, but the font betrays a deeper meaning of jealousy. Sans Serif is the most jealous font of all.
He said he wasn't jealous, but his Sans Serif said it all. He used the most jealous font of all, sans serif!

He said he was happy for me, but he typed it in sans serif. I think he's really jealous.
by clarence flam May 30, 2009
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jealous mongoloid

One who knows Martha Stewart is inncocent, yet continues to prosecute her.
Unable to think for themselves, a jealous mongoloid is heavily influenced by public opinion, and often dabbles in "insider trading".
George W Bush got his funds for the 2004 election from being a jealous mongoloid, and Martha Stewart gets 20 years in the slamma for nuttin.
by Whaxor March 5, 2004
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