mary janey

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

jacey

A rare name. Not pronounced JC. but, Jacey like Lacey. The people who have this name are the bomb for whatever reason.

Bob: "Her name is Jacey."
Bill: "Wow that's a cool name."

by bouttime October 21, 2008

Japseye

the tiny little hole on the end of your penis in which you pee out of

if you don't shut up, i'm gonna stick this cocktail stick right down your japseye!

by D. Hine September 15, 2003

Janey

A term of endearment for a person called Jane. Arguably the greatest name ever.

Janey, I will have the last word!

by expecto patronum January 4, 2011

Jasel

amazing

jasel is an amazing person

by yessiummmmeeeee February 6, 2010

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016