Jakob

That nigga is a god.He fly actually he 2fly. That nigga will fuck yo bitch and roast how ass niggas. He funny asf and will kill you if u play

"Bro Idk what happening but I was with a girl and since then shit been going down"

"Shit that was Jakob girl u finna die"

Jakob by Cbdjvmc July 24, 2018

Jacobe 

Jacobe is a furry. This kind hearted individual will find they're way into your heart right at the moment you meet them. His knowledge of culinary arts is known to be at the level of finest in the tri-city area, and will usually consist of microwavable ramen in a cup. Jacobe will cherish your hot dog buns and keep them safe and cozy in his fridge at home. He is one for indie games and musicals.

Jacobe can make hella fine ramen.

Jacobe by Gaymachine2400 July 9, 2016

Jakob

A gay guy who looks like a french fry

Look at the Jakob.

Jakob by etsgfrtgs March 15, 2020

Jakobi Syndrome

Many have argued wether it is a learned behaviour or some sort of genetic quirk but either way it is a very wide spread in our current generation.

Jakobi syndrome is defined by it wild hand gestures often making shapes while descirbing or asking for something but these shapes or hand signs often have little bearing on what they are actually asking for and happen frequently.
this disease/behaviour was first investigated by Inns et al (2010) and studies are still ongoing to this day.

Jakobi syndrome was named after the leading singer of papa roach Jakobi as he is the most famous Jakobi sufferer and has opened many charities for this plight.

yeah the date was going well but every time he asked for a drink at the bar he would make a triangle with his hands and when he asked me for a tissue he pointed at his eyes and the to the floor..." "oohh he must have jakobi syndrome... poor guy

Jakobi Syndrome by Silly McFantastic February 21, 2011

jacobellis

(Verb) To lose in the face of certain victory because you were showing off.

"He could have had a promotion too, but he really jacobellised when his boss caught him bragging about his raise."

jacobellis by New York Tootie July 31, 2008

jakobus 

A strong devoted gabiidian. HES THE COOLEST . MOTHERFUCKER AROUND. He slays all the non . supporters.

"where's Jakobus?" "Just fucking your mom."

jakobus by SchlongMuncher October 1, 2019

Jakob

A self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived". While self-proclaimed, a Jakob will have done much to prove it to the world, such as pimping on every woman on the planet, being selected to breed with two ladies (in a church youth group no less), and surviving being molested by an army of 12-13 year old girls going through puberty.

One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.

A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.

"I am Jakob, hear me roar!"

Jakob by ZB3000 January 14, 2010