P.J.

The initials for the words Pussy Joto. Pussy meaning someone who's not down to do something. Joto meaning a gay person.

Britney Spears: Hey Jamie u wanna go bump some k?
Jamie Lynn Spears: Nah i'm pregnant remember?
Britney Spears: Oh come on don't be such a p.j.! I still did it when I was pregnant and look at me and my kids now.
Jamie Lynn Spears: Well only because you called me a p.j.

by AliceMonique June 7, 2009

J.A.P

JOEY ABUSES PENCILS, He abuses them so much that scientists are studying his behavior. Joey is being paid millions of dollars just to abuse pencils so scientists can see exactly how he does it. It is a very detailed process, which would take about 150 pages to describe entirely, but all in all, we know that JOEY ABUSES PENCILS.

Definition: J.A.P can be used as an exclamatory phrase, an imperative phrase, or even a statement.

by TheGhostBusted April 10, 2019

a p j

Stop typing in ebonics. if you actually speak like this then you need to go to school.

YO FOO FO SHIZZO MAH DUH WHUT WUZ AH SAyen? YOU AM STOOPID.

by ODX April 12, 2006

j.o.p.

an acronym: Jar Of Pickles - coming from the latin jarus o pickli, A container, usually made of glass, filled to the brim with vinegar, and stuffed with some type of organic substance, frequently pickles. Pickled cucumbers, pickled tomatoes, pickled plums, pickled infant heads, pickled mangoes! you can technically pickle almost anything!

....and I mean anything.

Bill: Don't open that container (possibly made of glass), containing vinegar, and organic matter: it's a j.o.p.

Harrold: I know i'm hungry!

Buffallo Bill: you eat infants heads?

Hannibal Lecter: ...maybe...

Professor Snape: Cannibalism will not be tolerated. Detention.

by NikosIsGodly July 29, 2009

Soap Stone Document J,B,P

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)

you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack

by DOSE6 April 16, 2011

J.A.P.A.N

Just another punk (or pussy) ass nigga.

Hey look at that J.a.p.a.n over there.

by xzybit June 17, 2016

P.J.

Peter Jackson, aka, GOD

There is but one God and one God alone, and his name is P.J.

by every rational human being July 16, 2003