- Adjective
1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
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