Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.
I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.
by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024
Get the Israelied mug.

Israeli-bot

A politician, journalist, or influencer who serves as a mindless mouthpiece for the genocidal Zionist Israeli propaganda machine
Rather than using his own mind, President Biden has revealed himself to be an Israeli-bot.

Numerous western media have switched from relying on human journalists to using Israeli-bots.

Instagram, Meta, and TikTok shadowban content about the Gazan genocide unless it's generated by Israeli-bots.
by Thinking_Millennial November 09, 2023
Get the Israeli-bot mug.

The israeli military

The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.
Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2022
Get the The israeli military mug.

Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.
The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.
by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025
Get the Israeli Pager mug.

Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face
Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask
by handy hickster April 13, 2021
Get the Israeli Gas Mask mug.

Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 24, 2024
Get the Israeli Settlements mug.