Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.

Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place

by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

isra

my love

“who’s isra?”

“she’s my love”

by someoneyoudefinitelyknow November 21, 2021

Isra

Super cute in a red mask , super funny, super haha, super lol, super queen, slay pop off queen, great at bowling, trust issues, only eats granola bar. Wears boots that make her 10x taller than she rlly is.

Isra: mid

Alaina: what..

by Ratatouilleeeeeeeee March 4, 2022

isra mode

When you are beyond triggered

“Oh no she’s going isra mode”
“Allah say that one more time and she’s going isra mode”

by Mytouchie October 14, 2019

israeli push pop

making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it

Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018