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tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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the invention

The invention is a device that helps u get really high when smoking a joint. Essentially the invention traps the smoke off of the cherry of the joint then after your hit of the joint u inhale the smoke you trapped. It was invented by Wyatt but now he no longer uses his invention because he says its N A S T y
Dude passs me the invention my hit is up you curly haired fuck
by megaputter March 3, 2011
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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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investigaying

the process in which someone tries to figure out his or her sexual identity, generally involving experimenting with others of the same sex.
"Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, right? Didn't she date Samantha Ronson?"
"No, I think she was just investigaying. I'm pretty sure she's straight...for now."
by thugprincezz May 8, 2013
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rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.
I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
by mr pinky June 23, 2007
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faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate
(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier
by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016
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testicular insertion

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways
My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion
by Adroc57 October 6, 2017
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